Severus Snape

that wierd guy in harry potter that seems to be the root of many fetishes.

ohhh severus! oh snape!

Severus Snape

by Lightly Frosted Potato September 28, 2009

Severus Snape

sex.

every word Severus Snape has ever uttered, every glare, every action. pure sex.

by IhaveBeenNaughtySnapePunishMe August 5, 2009

Severus Snape

A heartbroken guy whose life is a never ending bad hair day.

Person 1: Severus Snape needs a haircut!

Person 2: Have some sympathy for the poor guy, he could have been the daddy to the boy-who-lived!

by Sevvie Snape May 27, 2011

Severus Snape

The person involved in a 1337 flash movie dancing to an underrated Right Said Fred song. . .

I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. . .

by The Ravenclaw Seeker May 7, 2004

Severus Snape

My own hot bitch of a personal lap-warmer!

Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.

by *The one who stole his virtue* October 22, 2003

Severus Snape

Harry Potter's REAL Father.

Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.

Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!

Snape: No, I am your father!

Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!

Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by hgdslkhg January 28, 2011

severus snape

the sexiest man alive (more handsome than gilderoy lockhart), he is clever, dark and mysterious and my husband.

Me: oh snapey baby let me lick the grease off your nose!
Snape: be my guest

by sophie January 2, 2004