seasons greetings

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

by meskk December 31, 2007

Souljah Sessions

A Jungle Drum and Bass radio show broadcasting from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada since 2002. Consists of founder DJ Phodee6 and co-hosts Brizene, Uncle Doobie and Bounty. Heard locally on 88.3 FM and Digital cable 947.

Souljah Sessions plays the best in Jungle/Drum and Bass every Saturday from 1-3 pm.

by DJ Bounty April 8, 2007

Business Sessions

an "under ground" term used for small-time whores having sex with their clients

Billy: "What'd u do last night Candy?"
Candy: "I just had to finish up a few hot Business Sessions."

by 2blonde4u February 22, 2009

Star Sessions

nah just a studio the same place where Stalin was born

weirdo latino guy:

no one cares about Georgia

infact they are only famous for this Star Sessions shit

by gradan May 22, 2023

sessone

A large hoary miscreant who lkes to troll irc boards

Hey look at that guy stirring up shit in the channel!

Yeah he's totally a sessone

by Ad-pop December 13, 2008

West Virginia's Seasons

In West Virginia there are 5 seasons: Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall and Deer Huntin'.

I was huntin' one day and didn't seem to be havin' any luck so I went a walkin' and came to this cave, and inside was all the deer that I wasn't findin'. They all came a runnin' out and I sit there and picked 'em all off one by one! Lucky Day

by never you mind May 13, 2005

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008