session

A period of time during which one gets completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Ketamine, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol.
(usually Jack Daniels or six-for-a-fiver)
This can be done whilst listening to CDs or watching DVDs.
A session lasts up to three days and three nights in length. When a session reaches this threshold it officially becomes a bender.
'Great session man, I'm so trashed I'll have to call in sick tomorrow!'
by Katherine23 April 12, 2006
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1. (sess-ee-own) A session is the time period that someone "beats the meat" for enjoyment.
"Dude I had a session last night and went twelve rounds!"
translation:
"Dude, I mastrubated last night and ejaculated a dozen times!"
by Pedro Johnson June 08, 2005
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Sessioning

To go out and own everything in your path...Sessioning is when you go explore a specific thing or place, chill, and just post/stay there.
Me: Yo G lets go sessioning, im bored.

G: Alright dude, lets session The Grand Hotel up ahead.
by Brian Owner April 28, 2007
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sessioner

sessioner 1.

someone who parties all of the time it can be used for another word of a partier
me and my friends are going to out to drink like real sessioners
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sessions

to physically discipline your female with hand and/or foreign objects in order to correct improper behavior. Females usually bring "sessions" upon themselves for not listening.
So I came back to the doublewide and just wanted to sit down and drink some budweiser, my old woman started making a racket, so in order to calm her down, we had a "session"
by cynderacid April 27, 2003
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Could also be used as a noun to describe the amount of weed you have grinded up for a particuclar smoking occasion (could also be called a session)
"Man I've only got like a .1 left in this session. I'll hit you on a bowl tommorow don't worry"
by BakedGood420 January 24, 2010
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To do something for a long time. Used as gangsta slang by me!
Yo you coming to session the swings?
Iv been sessioning that road for years!
Hey you wana come session my bike?
by Anon September 02, 2005
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