session

A period of time during which one gets completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Ketamine, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol.
(usually Jack Daniels or six-for-a-fiver)
This can be done whilst listening to CDs or watching DVDs.
A session lasts up to three days and three nights in length. When a session reaches this threshold it officially becomes a bender.

'Great session man, I'm so trashed I'll have to call in sick tomorrow!'

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

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1. (sess-ee-own) A session is the time period that someone "beats the meat" for enjoyment.

"Dude I had a session last night and went twelve rounds!"
translation:
"Dude, I mastrubated last night and ejaculated a dozen times!"

by Pedro Johnson July 15, 2008

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To go out and own everything in your path...Sessioning is when you go explore a specific thing or place, chill, and just post/stay there.

Me: Yo G lets go sessioning, im bored.

G: Alright dude, lets session The Grand Hotel up ahead.

by Brian Owner May 9, 2007

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sessioner 1.

someone who parties all of the time it can be used for another word of a partier

me and my friends are going to out to drink like real sessioners

by Sessioner October 22, 2014

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to physically discipline your female with hand and/or foreign objects in order to correct improper behavior. Females usually bring "sessions" upon themselves for not listening.

So I came back to the doublewide and just wanted to sit down and drink some budweiser, my old woman started making a racket, so in order to calm her down, we had a "session"

by cynderacid April 26, 2003

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