Proposed fashion propaganda for rebellion minded folk to feel empowered about self mutilation.
In truth this ring origin comes from cattle as a means of controlling them. Taking on this piercing states that you self proclaim yourself as cattle, sheep, or are a waste of flesh for breeding.
In truth this ring origin comes from cattle as a means of controlling them. Taking on this piercing states that you self proclaim yourself as cattle, sheep, or are a waste of flesh for breeding.
I could tug on that cattle (septum piercing) ring and lead her anyway I want. Just like the government guides sheep.
by Nevose September 13, 2021

a coke addict. Refers to a deviated septum, which many chronic and heavy users of cocaine suffer due to erosion of the tissues in the inner nose.
by Chomsky66 November 13, 2007

by gabrielle_is_bored March 27, 2021

The act of removing your sexual partners septum for the sole purpose of creating an additional facial cavity large enough to accomodate an average sized penis during intercourse.
by the septimus November 22, 2011

Ugly piece of metal they put in your nose when you first get your septum pierced. Usually looks like an unbent staple hanging from your nostril. Easy to flip up and down and most comfortable during healing period post piercing.
by whtevr4evr June 6, 2015

Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!
Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!
Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!
by Ehhh_no_thanks May 30, 2016

The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.
"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."
by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025
