September the 3rd

The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known

Thank god it’s September the 3rd time for some head

by Jw1692 September 3, 2023

September 3rd

Nation hit your shortest friend day (P.S Only deakon)

Tall friend:it’s September 3rd nation hit your shortest friend day
Deakon:fuck that’s me

by FUCKUPDIK September 2, 2022

september 3rd

bob belchers and linda belchers wedding anniversary

linda: i'm just saying, its easy to remember. september 3rd. nine three. nine is divisible by three.
bob: what? thats not-- a lot of numbers are divisible by three.

by pretty__boy November 19, 2022

september 3rd

national dive club day

What day is it?
Oh it’s september 3rd, national dive club day.

by diveclubstan:) September 2, 2021