Selandon

A disease that plagues sailors and other nautical workers. Acquired from a deficit of sunlight, Vitamin B, Calcium, and other nutrients. Symptoms are similar to those of scurvy and dementia. There is no known cure.

It is a shame that Landon was diagnosed with selandon after he circumnavigated the globe.

by Dr. Carlisle Alexander White January 13, 2010

Spandana

Indian Word meaning heartbeat but it actually means individuality!Type of name

Hey Spandana!

by Juju beans November 11, 2003

Spandex Inquisition

(n.) Street bicycle enthusiasts. They are usually very argumentative about their road rights despite not having road tax, registration or license. Other common traits include street sign blindness and apparent enjoyment of a narrow bicycle seat deeply inserted in their rectum. It's commonly believed that their over-tightened helmet and Dayglo body armor lend to their superhuman courage. Exhibiting herd mentality, they usually ride six abreast in packs of 36 or more. They are highly offended by bicycle paths, sidewalks and easements.

Driver: Holy $%#*, I almost squashed that guy like a bug when he shot through the stop sign!!

Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh!

by Pungo Driver September 3, 2011

sepandwifi

The best and fastest WiFi in the Netherlands! This WiFi is owned by Sepand.

Having access to this WiFi makes you truly epic.

Person 1: Hey do you know SepandWiFi?
Person 2: Yea, I'm using it right now!
Person 1: Omg you are truly epic.

by RicardoThanos October 22, 2019

spandalay

Word said when knocking an item out of somebody's hands. Item can be knocked upward, downward, or to either side. The objective is to yell the word while in the act.

Brown was really looking forward to eating his sandwich until Halter SPANDALAYED it out of his hands.

by SnakeRed February 14, 2012

sapandeep

A word used to define the world's best lover, one who is skillful in bed and a true romantic.

My new boyfriend is a real Sapandeep

by Misscumsalot October 17, 2019

Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 1, 2005