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Senior unemployment moment

Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.
After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.
by Phiddy January 5, 2010
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Senator Steven Armstrong

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.
by sexymf99 July 3, 2022
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senior cut day

A day when high school seniors cut school together.

Seniors have the choice of doing whatever they want during Senior Cut Day.
-sleep in
-go to amusement park
-go down the shore
-go to gf/bf house
-party
-video games
A successful senior cut day occurs when at least half of the class is absent for one day.

note: this may induce senioritis
LC: sup son? whatchu doin tommorrow?
Glen: im goin to six flags, it's senior cut day!
Dan: you mean we can stay home from school?
Glen: yeah, our entire class is Cutting School.
by g-diggity September 1, 2008
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senior

The very last year of high school. At the end of this school year comes graduation. Most kids are relieved that the hell of homework, drama, friends, and boring shit is over.
YES! I'm finally a high school senior! I've been in the fucking school system for the past 12 years. 12 years of hell! It's over! WOOO graduation!
by xxxcore April 24, 2006
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Santorum

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.
My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.
by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020
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senorita beater

British term for Spanish lager. In the same vain as Stella Artois is known as wife beater.
Fancy a pint of senorita beater?
by Unkn0wnz0r! October 7, 2005
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santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.
I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
by mrcyn November 19, 2013
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