U.S. Senate

The United States Senate was formerly the upper chamber of the United States Congress, which, along with the United States House of Representatives comprises the legislature of the United States. It died on January 31, 2020, when senators from the Republican Party refused to stand up to a corrupt autocrat calling himself the President of the United States, refusing to hear testimony that the individual blackmailed Ukraine in order to cheat in the 2020 presidential election.

The U.S. Senate, run by The Grim Reaper, Moscow Mitch, is where all the House bills go to die.

by Fluthy February 2, 2020

I AM THE SENATE

Omg guys he is the senate!! 1!!!

I AM THE SENATE

NO WAY

by Fish money May 6, 2020

Maryland Senate

(n.) 3. The biggest waste of money

Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.

by House Kitten April 10, 2021

The Senate

Sheev Palpatine, Also known as Darth Sidious

Windu: the senate will decide your fate
Palpatine: I am the senate
Windu: Not. Yet
Palpatine: it’s treason, then *AAAAAAAUGH*

by PonianYoutube September 27, 2021

The Senate

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i'll try spinning, thats a good SENAHT. (misspelling of The Senate)

by idkicantwritegoodnames January 3, 2022

The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

I just senate your way

What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.

House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.

by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025