selfslap

Verb: When you do something stupid, you just wanna slap yourself...
Like when you friend acts like an idiot you slap em, this is when you are acting like an idiot!

Noun: a selfslap

I'm an idiot *selfslaps*

by ALiSON yank January 17, 2008

Selflatio

Giving yourself fellatio, AKA giving yourself a blow job

I just fixed my RDP licencing problems. Now I can perform selflatio

by yo-Itsme February 19, 2019

Sexfulicious

1. Similar to sexy, but to a much greater extent.

2. Sexy enough to literally eat.

Lady Vashj is incredibly sexfulicious.

by Anthony Bulldis July 17, 2004

selfudie

Selfie + Nudie = Selfudie

Hey, you want to see my selfudie?

Do you have any selfudies you want to twit?

by Some of the Dude November 19, 2014

selfuckie

Fuck yourself

Please go have selfuckie

by Connectwithms July 1, 2016

Selflish

An action that someone does completely with their own self-interest in mind, but they try to convince you they did it your benefit.

"Hey I know you need to start your diet so I ate all your junk food."
"Wow... very selflish of you."

by sj_stock May 11, 2018

Selfline

A woman who is so pretty and beautiful she makes everything funny and can make u smile anytime she has a extremely large ass too

Dang look at Selfline’s ass

by Zaleena m February 14, 2019