little seizures

It is when one eats to many pieces of pizza from Little caesars that may result in having seizures

Dude Richard if you keep on eating that your going to get some little seizures

by dont touch me turkey January 1, 2015

Noob seizure

When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.

"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."

"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"

by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011

Cum Seizure

when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.

Holy fuck, Johnny's huge load just sent sally into a cum seizure.

by samsarai February 23, 2011

shitzenwadda

when every birthday present you get is a piece of shit

Person 1: HEY! I got you a preeeesent!!!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
Person 1: OPEN IT!
Person 2: A Shitzenwadda, I LOVE IT!!!
Person 1: I thought u would!

by ali gal October 2, 2007

Shitzanogien

When Playing Minecraft, listening to revenge, Shitzanogien is the word associated when you are blown up by a creeper and lose all your stuff

You - “Yo I just found a village”.
Creeper kills you
You - “Ahhhhhh Shitzanogien, I just lost 11 Diamonds”.

by The Recyclable Cunt October 31, 2019

Bull-Shitz

The offspring of any breed of Bulldog and a Shitzu dog.

"Awww what a cute little Bull-Shitz."

by Dark Doppelganger February 21, 2010

Grand Mall Seizur

Grand Mall Seizure
noun
1 a sudden attack of ones wrist causing exuberant amounts of credit card transactions at the mall.

Honey? Please don"t be upset our credit cards are maxed. I had another "Grand Mall Seizur".

by Taykit June 21, 2019