Fuck Vegetables

An idiom used colloquially whenever someone gets off topic. The entomology stems from an Asian photograph which displays a sign in both Chinese and English with the English translation saying "Fuck Vegetables." This caused much hilarity and distraction, hence creating the definition.

This picture is hilarious! Fuck vegetables, I should be working.

by FuckVegetables September 27, 2010

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Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.

Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"

Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."

Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"

by NephthysScream July 14, 2010

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Vegetable

Something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they're stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

Commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

Also a type of plant.

Mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.

by Not a vegetable. August 16, 2009

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vegetable juice

hatsune miku lovess vegetable juice, and so do i!!!! <33
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me: i love hatusne miku!
x: the anime waifu that has a song abt vegetable juice xd?
me:yes, shes my idol

by METTATONFUCKMEDARLING<3 December 11, 2021

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MSN Vegetable

Someone added on msn that u never talk to but added just to make your contact list bigger.

OMG lol ive never talked to that girl on my contact list shes an MSN Vegetable.

by DaClevaDude June 2, 2009

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Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

They live underground so you can't ever see them coming, and they have eyes all over so they can see you before you see them. Coined by Sam of Wisconsin.

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

by ^^SPAKVL^^ October 23, 2009

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