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Seeple

Poop as it comes out of the buttcrack.
He put a camera in the toilet to catch seeple taking form.
by The Yellow Fellow November 7, 2018
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Sleepless Elite

A person who can function amazingly well on very few hours of sleep.

In some ways, it's a gift; you can stay up a lot later than usual before you start to feel the effects of staying up too late, and you'll be perfectly good to go the next day.
On the other hand, it can also be problematic; if you wake up in the middle of the night as a sleepless elite, it's damn near impossible to go back to sleep...because chances are you'll be wide awake. Whether it's 5AM or only 1AM, you will be extremely awake and alert.
Sleepless Elites are not as rare as people think. Former U.S President Donald Trump is a sleepless elite, for example.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 6, 2022
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The sleepless in seattle

Wake girl up from a sound sleep and bust in her eyes.
I gave Betty the sleepless in seattle last night, she cried.
by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011
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speechless sleepless

'speechless sleepless' is experienced by an individual when they are left both speechless and sleepless as a result of being away for the most important and special person in the entire universe.

When the special person says or does something to stun the individual, speech may either totally cease or in a less extreme case, the individual may experience a slight wheezing noise each time they attempt a word. And because of the distance between the two, sleeplessness is experienced double fold.

The experiencer of speechless sleepless, will feel extremely light headed 1) because they are still thinking constantly about their special person 2) because attempts at trying to speak but with no success expends vast energy 3) restlessness because they can't get to bed. In addition, an intoxication involving immense feelings of love or euphoria can also be felt and intensifies the experience of 'speechless sleepless'
yikes, i can't speak or sleep or breath... i must be suffering from an severe case of speechless sleepless.
by speechless.sleepless May 30, 2010
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seedless jerk

A an elitist person (pothead) smokes only sinsemilla which means 'without seeds' in spanish. This type of marijuana is far more potent than schwag or regular marijuana with seeds, as well is more expensive, so sinsesmokers are considered elitest, and thus referred to as jerks. (seedless jerks prefer hydro over any other type of marijuana, but if need be, they will smoke regular pot too.
"That Hajera chick is such a seedless jerk, she only buys grams or 8ths! Dang, she must be a baller!"

regular pothead- Passing a blunt, 'wanna hit this?"
seedless jerk- Pulls out a pipe, 'why don't we taste some of
this kush first?'
regular pothead- you're such a seedless jerk!

Erod- 'yo, nigga, I got some schwiggity'
Haj- 'you KNOW i prefer the female!"
Erod- 'seedless jerk!'
by Hajera December 18, 2007
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sheepless nights

Insomnia caused by a lack of sheep to screw.
Whenever the farmer travels, he has sheepless nights.
by Trick_or_tweet March 29, 2010
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seedless mango

another name for a women's gash, clunge, fanny, beef, vagina etc..
woah! her clunge totally looks like a seedless mango!
by clungemagnet707 May 7, 2011
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