six billion secrets

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.

Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.

by roundhouse grasshopper June 3, 2010

a miserable little pile of secrets

Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.

"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"

by Den' September 4, 2008

secrets

These can never be kept, no matter how much you trust someone, therefore i am giving you this advice: don't have them.

I told someone i thought i could trust my secrets they were all leaked and i was humiliated.

by Weemon May 6, 2005

Secrets

Secrets are those words that can destroy all happiness. It is something that can never be repeated. No matter how much you trust that person, once they find out one of your secrets, be prepared to be back-stabbed.

She should never had told Linda her secrets...

by Crystals October 20, 2012

Chamber of Secrets

When you pop a chubby in class and have to "fight" off your trouser snake in the bathroom.

Mrs. Green, may I be excused. I've got a real Chamber of Secrets to explore.

by MrCreepyhands July 1, 2011

vaginal secretion

that white creamy slippery stuff that makes sex interesting

i thought i had a lot of cum, but it turned out she was leaking from her pussy.

by dickie boy January 21, 2005

Secretini

A Secretini is a 100 word character that suggests a tip or advice that inspires people on ValSecrets

Neighbor Val's Secretini of the day inspired me today

by thegirlfromimpanema February 3, 2010