Sackzilla

A man with a ballsack the size of a basketball.

Hey girls, check out Nelson's package, he's packing a Sackzilla in there.

by CreamBunBros April 13, 2014

Sockzilla

Cotton condom often found under beds in dark places. Only seen when the lights are dim.

My sockzilla got stuck on the wall

by Zaniacg December 8, 2016

secks

instead of saying SEX, the nicer more playful way of saying it is secks.

like omgz your hair is so SECKS.
secks me.

by erika missey April 30, 2005

teh secks

If something is teh secks it is as good as sex.

Leeching mp3z from gbit topsites is teh secks!

by Tali-Tal January 13, 2005

seck

A hypothetical singular form of the noun secks. A round of sexual intercourse is composed of infinitely many secks, much like the area under a curve in integral calculus is composed of infinitely many line segments. The use of "seck" is hypothetical because it is impossible to give or receive only one seck.

There are no examples of isolated secks because, while their existences are mathematically deducible, they are physically unobservable.

by Suineder February 5, 2010

secks

The 1337 way of saying 'sex' as to not be blocked in message boards and forums. 'Sex' would be blocked, but 'secks' wouldn't be. Often put together with the word butt to make 'buttsecks', which is often grouped with surprise to make the phrase 'surprise buttsecks'.

Lol, that monkey got some secks

by Underdogg13 July 22, 2009

Buht Sehkz

The act of having Sehkz in the Buht. Ones tallywacker is inserted forcefully of slowly into a receiving buht. Although a tallywacker is the most common object used during Buht Sehkz other objects can be used, such as a purple dildo, a remote control, a snickers bar, beer bottle (coors lite silver bullet works the best). Buht Sehkz can be very messy, especially surpise Buht Sehkz because the person recieving will usually never see it coming and there will be a lot of squirming, secretion of ass butter is very common, one should take a shower after Buht Sehkz but it is not necessary. Buht Sehkz can be very painful, but 99% of the people learn to love it.

While Uncle tuna was passed out H22LudeSH slowly inserted his junk into tunas Buht performing surprise buht sehkz.

Kerri does not know that she loves teh Buht Sehkz more then anything.

by maddog016 January 7, 2009