Seafoon

Someone who ditchs people a lot

Don't be his friend, he's a Seafoon

by h.crmnl June 5, 2017

SeaMoose

A person who can't decide whether they prefer Hollister(seagulls) or Abercrombie(moose).

Emily Straley is such a SeaMoose!

by abercrombie god June 5, 2010

Rylee seamon

A dumb bitch

Rylee seamon? She’s a dumb bitch!

by Bb212121 June 26, 2019

Seamon

The worst last name to have in your high school career.

Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "Put your Seamon inside her"
Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "give her your Seamon, put it on her face"
Girl walks away

by Seamonator June 17, 2015

seamon demon

A dude who has a huge cock and releases so much sperm when a girl walks by that his pants get soaked.

"Yo, what's up seamon demon"
Zach says to Adam as Megan Fox walks by

by anonymous10293 February 13, 2014

seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

by Sean Re December 20, 2004

Samoonth

Use interchangably for pretty much any fucking word you want.

Samoonth me the remote cunthole. Or Don't samoonth at me cunthole.

by Mother July 29, 2003