seahorses4eva

Failure over a long period of time; irritating behaviour that serves no purpose but is prolonged and causes an individual to be a complete loser.

Jonathan keeps drinking more than he can handle and now he's seahorses4eva.

by thebluestpill June 4, 2018

spawning seahorse

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.

On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.

by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

Reverse SeaHorse

When a female lies on her back in the act of sex, lifts her legs behind her head, an the male inserts his penis into her vag while sitting on her legs in the opposite direction, then rocking back and forth like a seahorse swimming in the ocean

That Reverse SeaHorse really turned on my sexlife.

by Ronnie Corrado April 28, 2009

seahorse

A guy who is totally smitten with a girl. If a guy really likes a girl, then he is said to want to have her babies like a seahorse. (Much like if a girl really likes a guy, it is said that she wants to have his babies.)

"Yeah, we've been seeing each other for several months; this guy is totally my seahorse"

"Do you want to have her babies like a seahorse?"

by Ellie A. Nor May 15, 2006

Seahorse

The name of a male who was born female having a baby naturally and should not be attacked for being "wrong".

"Jack is pregnant."

"I thought he was a boy-?"
"He's a seahorse, he was born female."

by PacmansGhost August 5, 2022

buttermilk seahorse

A Buttermilk Seahorse is an act where a man ejaculates inside of another person's anus cavity, waits a short while and then proceeds to suck the semen back out. Optionally the couple will French Kiss afterwards.

Did you give her a buttermilk seahorse last night?

by Vectorous February 15, 2017