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seagull manager

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
Fred never accomplishes anything. All he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, then goes back to surfing the intraweb. He's such a seagull manager.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
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Seagull

A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.
She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...
by jcb1218* November 28, 2013
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flaming seahorse

when a male is having sexual intercourse while on the bottom. He has his legs raised in the air with his arms around the inside wrapping around the outside. (hands usually places around ankles). the female sits on top while he thrusts his pelvis upward and legs downward ferociously.
The flaming seahorse is the best position for tight spaces.
by ya boi15 December 9, 2010
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Seagull Boss

This is a boss that flys in from a remote location, squaks allot, craps on everyone and leaves.
Man, I don't want to work for Fred, I heard he's a Seagull Boss!
by Too-Hottie January 14, 2012
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Seagrove Payday

When you live in Seagrove and you have to shit but your diet consist of mostly peanuts, corn and Olde English malt beverage.
Angie got in my car this morning and took a huge Seagrove Payday in my seat. Shes a nasty bitch.
by Henryhardlog August 10, 2019
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mehri al-saghir

Name invented by Google Translate and discovered by SootHouse translating the theme of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic in various languages.
Guy 1: mehri al-saghir
Guy 2: do u know u all belong to me
Guy 3: wtf is happening here
by 3rr0rXP7 June 23, 2020
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Filthy seagull

A sex act where when the man is about to ejactulate he climbs on top of a wardrobe (or other piece of furniture) and shoots his load over his partner from a great height while making a "pakaah pakaah" noise similar to a seagull. Coined in Newquay July 2008.
I was being noshed off by your mum last night and just for shits and giggles I decided to perform a Filthy seagull and got her right in the eye.
by cockneydevil August 15, 2008
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