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Cuthbert

A cuthbert is someone who has shit hair and probably doesn't originate in the country they are currently living in. They always follow the popular opinion and they talk too much about said opinion
Wow, that Harry guy is such a cuthbert
by Doggo_wit_a_P90 January 24, 2020
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Sneaky Cuthbert

A post op "once man" who's meat has been chopped off. So sneaky infact the only way to tell of her once manly gender is to closely inspect her new minge and discover it to be lots of old penis parts badly sewn together.
She's a Sneaky Cuthbert.
by Here Jay April 7, 2008
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Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
by treebag86 September 24, 2013
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scuthered

when your so drunk all other people can hear comming from you mouth is verbal diahorrea and some times diahorrea from your ass
i was in the shoe with jimmy neutron so give me a kiss....

jesus your scuthered... and your pants are dirty too
by eoiny dan January 13, 2009
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Cuthbert mayne

Cuthbert is a school that is meant for people to learn about Jesus A.K.A bible bashers. Instead of being good they think they are solid and smoke tobacco. Cuthbert also has the tallest motherfuckers ever, So if you see a cuthbert kid that is tall then they are known as lanky smokers, if there small they are called micro smokers
Cuthbert mayne
“Do see that lanky smokerover there”
“What the one with the micro smoker
by 69.6ix9ine.69 October 22, 2019
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josh cuthbert

Sexy and perfect and amazing with a voice like melted amazingness
Jcat: omg josh cuthbert I just..I just cant..im screaming asdjkl
by fanqirlinq February 14, 2014
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Chris Cuthbert

Play-by-play sports commentator for CBC from 1984-2005. Often called the action for NHL and CFL games. NO RELATION to Elisha Cuthbert by any stretch of the imagination. Often known for his extremely lame dorky comments on the air (which may explain why CBC fired him...either that or because of the 2004/2005 NHL lock out).

Cuthbert now works for TSN where he still entertains fans with his lame annoying comments during NHL and CFL games. He's a bit biased for a play-by-play guy (especially when the Toronto Maple Leafs are playing) but he is still a respectable broadcaster with years of experience.
Chris Cuthbert now works for TSN.
by J Rod November 19, 2005
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