scrortoise

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

by b bibble September 1, 2005

Scrotulism

When one, or both, testicles are ejaculated during orgasm. There is no way to predict the disease as there are no warning symptoms however doctors at Johns Hopkins believe that concentrating on less stimulating imagery while masturbating can greatly reduce the chances of this happening (eg: a gardening magazine). There is, as of yet, no cure although it is manageable. A catheter is inserted between the testicles into the Urethra to facilitate more accurate urination and a small prosthetic scrotum can be used to protect the exposed testicles. Salt should not be applied to exposed testicle tissue.

Patient: 911? MY BALLS HAVE JUST COME OUT THE END OF MY DICK!!!

911 Operator: It's Scrotulism sir. A doctor will be with you shortly.

by The man with the 'stash. June 4, 2009

Scroticism

Synonym of “pussification”; pussy is strong (can take a beating), scrotums are weak (can not take a beating).

The scroticism (vs the pussification) of America has resulted in folks that think they deserve a job without submitting a resume (insert eye roll)

Scroticism of America means having your mother schedule appointments for you after 18 years old.

Scroticism of America means that you don’t have to check yourself, and I can blame any of my own fuck ups on anyone besides myself.

by JeMel13 May 25, 2023

scrotosynthesis

when a scrotal sack becomes entirely inserted inside the vagina.

"put em in, gary." "what do you mean, 'put em in?'" "your balls." "the whole thing? you like that? is that even possible?" "yeah, i'm way into scrotosynthesis." "there's a word for that?" "i know this is a lot to take in. don't be scared. it'll all make sense once scrotosynthesis is achieved."

by spacemoose February 27, 2014

Scroliosis

The effects of using a mouse scroll too often, causing carpal tunnel syndrome on the said finger.

Son, that web page was so long that I have a case of scroliosis!

by Janson Luan April 6, 2008

Scrotorious

The Visigoth and Ostragoth tribes, in a time of great strife and suffering defined themselves on the basis of a yearly competition in which they would have gladiator matches where one could only use their scrotum as weaponry. The winner of these competitions became famous, and coveted by women and men everywhere, he was scrotorious.

Scro, Scro, Scro, Scrotorious.

by Armour September 28, 2004

Scrottish

A Stupid scottish person.
Scrotum + Scottish = Scrottish!

i.e. Ricky Dykes

Ricky Dykes: Och!! Ah cannae op'n nae Whuskeeee!!! Fook!

(translation. Oh dear!! I can not open my Whiskey bottle!!! Gosh darn it!

Alex: I can't understand your Scrottish accent!!!

by Jim-bob April 9, 2003