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SCROTUS

Supremely Corruptible Ruler of the United States
Some people call Donald Trump SCROTUS when they want to let others know they distrust and disapprove of him.
by Raredog February 14, 2017
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Lord Scrotus

King of testicles and all testicular related happenings. He has basically the biggest unit in the world. If you mess with him , he will take not only your anal virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. Don't mess with the King. He will fuck your shit. He gets more pussy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man's scrotum.
ex1. Those who are sterile must have wronged Lord Scrotus in the past.
ex2. Pray to Lord Scrotus so you won't bust a nut.
by Scrotus_worshipper August 3, 2011
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Scrotatious

(adj.)
1. An object or said phrase that has a response (from recipient of receiver of object or phrase) that is equal to having a giant testicular sack put, spontaneously, into said person's mouth.

2. Having scrotum-like properties.
Man: Woah! That man just shoved a dildo into my anal cavity.
Woman: That is scrotatious.
Man: Most definitely.
by MattTheGuy March 30, 2010
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scrotissery

a once functioning set of balls that was a in code red danger zone and has also been skewered, ripped off and thrown on the nearest grill

this is a combo word whose roots are 1)rotissery and 2)scrotum
i cheated and hooked up with my ex, and the gf is comin over for scrotissery
by doin 2 many d-rugs January 25, 2006
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SCROTUS

SCROTUS does his best thinking when wearing his furry bathrobe after a nice warm shower. He also enjoys having the small heater in the cubbyhole of his Oval Office desk. SCROTUS jumps up and down when he goes golfing ; his scrotum swells with self-pride.
by anonymous February 14, 2017
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SCROTUS

1. Acronym for "Supreme Court Republicans of the United States"; based on similar acronyms for Supreme Court of the United States SCOTUS and President of the United States POTUS.

2. Masculine form of the Latin adjective meaning "of or like a scrotum."
Antonin Scalia is a SCROTUS.
by REM November 15, 2004
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Scrocious

noun
(c.500-428 BCE)
Scrocious a member of the pluralist school know for his gigantic testicles which would often be seen flopping out from his robe, was the first to bring philosophy to Athens, where they later flourished and bounced in the hands of Socrates, Plato and Aristotle.

adj.
The complex combination of both attraction and revulsion one gets while being unexpectedly presented with an unusually pumpkin shaped or nasty scrotum. see atrocious/delicious
Free balling in my open bathrobe was really Scrocious at the hotel pool.
That hideously enormous ballsac being pushed in my face last night was Scrocious.
by dougglepuff April 2, 2015
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