scrondolium

Another word for “head” usually used in video games when you’re going to headshot them.

“His scrondolium is going to be sent back to 2009”

by parker.labonte January 13, 2020

scronking

A game where 2 or more men play conkers with Thier scrotums all saying no homo first to crack Thier balls wins
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle

Guy 1: Last night me and the lads were scronking
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"

by Mattyj006 February 25, 2020

Scronkers

Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.

I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.

by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020

Scrondom

Similar to a condom in the sense that a condom is a plastic device that slides over the penis, the Scrondom actually slides over the scrotum. The Scrondom is used to protect a women from experiencing her partner's 'ballbust' - where he will every once and a while have a testicle blowout.

You gotta wear a scrondom if your gonna fuck her man.

by Teese August 27, 2005

scronk

synonym for screw, fuck, doing the deed, bumping uglies, dropping in, tapping that shit, etc.

Matlock was a repeat, so we scronked instead.

by ERock May 15, 2004

scronge

when you are sweating so much your balls stick together

Man that was an intense game I got a lot of scronge

by pudge October 23, 2003

Scronker

An offence towards elderly, bald, short, or overall different people

Another word for scrotum

He is such a Scronker

by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020