Similar to Edward 40-hands but with two bottles of Scrumpys Cider. The Scrumpys are taped to the hands and cannot be removed until both are finished. The player can do whatever they like without spilling the bottles or removing them. Often results in an ambulance arriving.
"Matt put your dick away!"
"I can't! i can't do up my fly coz iv got these damn bottles on my hands! Damn you Edward scrumpyhands!"
"I can't! i can't do up my fly coz iv got these damn bottles on my hands! Damn you Edward scrumpyhands!"
by scutmonkey December 12, 2007
Get the Edward Scrumpyhands mug.The word Scrimpy oringinates from the word shrimp. It means to me skinny and mal-nourished. Often to look like a prawn. It is a description of a person or an object.
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by mayorofgsville09 March 27, 2009
Get the scrompin' the nuggets mug.Nigga 1: You looking scrampy as shit!
Nigga 2: Yeah nigga I got kicked outta my apartment and got no place to stay
Nigga 1: whatever nigga you looking ugly
Nigga 2: Yeah nigga I got kicked outta my apartment and got no place to stay
Nigga 1: whatever nigga you looking ugly
by Thicc Dic May 23, 2018
Get the Scrampy mug.a scruffy looking mutt with a friendly attitude--best used to describe a terrier or terrier mix, but could be applied to anything in context
by Jim Jibble January 16, 2009
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Get the scrimpypie mug.It's contextual and the closest meaning I can think of is f*cking awesome, but only in certain situations or for some items. Some examples are below:
1 - Me an my little sister matching with each other on Tinder. I don't know it's her but she know it's me even though it's not a picture of my face on my profile.
That's Scrimpy.
2 - Going out and partying all night. Waking up and, while still drunk, sitting and passing an exam for work. Then going into a meeting with potential clients, swearing and making racial jokes and still getting the contract.
That's Scrimpy.
3 - Doing my friends mum and then paying her with money I stole from that friend.
That's Scrimpy AF!
1 - Me an my little sister matching with each other on Tinder. I don't know it's her but she know it's me even though it's not a picture of my face on my profile.
That's Scrimpy.
2 - Going out and partying all night. Waking up and, while still drunk, sitting and passing an exam for work. Then going into a meeting with potential clients, swearing and making racial jokes and still getting the contract.
That's Scrimpy.
3 - Doing my friends mum and then paying her with money I stole from that friend.
That's Scrimpy AF!
Dude, acknowledge my Scrimp.
I am the Scrimp Master.
Pulled Beef chilli with home made tomato salsa and guacamole along with some bottles of Desperados, Scrimpy?
I am the Scrimp Master.
Pulled Beef chilli with home made tomato salsa and guacamole along with some bottles of Desperados, Scrimpy?
by ScrimpMaster123 September 26, 2022
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