Slow your Scroll

A statement said to someone who navigates the internet to fast.

Dude check out Sarah's Facebook page. (As he skips four pictures of Sarah's bangin friends) WOAH WOAH! SLOW YOUR SCROLL MAN!!

by Adhymans February 15, 2009

Scroll Hole

The uncontrollable act of endlessly and mindlessly scrolling through your social media feed. i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, tumblr etc

I'm 45 minutes deep in a "scroll hole" on Facebook.

by mrsstrphstr May 1, 2016

scrolltism

When you have an impulse to scroll through a list rather than simply searching.

Man, I hate when I'm in a rush but my Scrolltism acts up and it takes me 10 minutes to find something.

I could just search for it, but I have this sort of scrolltism that makes me have to scroll through the list and find it.

by IpoSnoozeyFatee1 March 30, 2021

Scroll Troll

A Troll who posts an extremely large picture post for no reason other than to aggravate people. This forces others trying to make it to the recent post to scroll down through the large picture. This kind of activity can be found on internet forums.

Scroll Troll: (Huge Picture Post)
Person: Dude, shut the fuck up you Scroll Troll.

by Xavier-Marxel August 26, 2009

Scroll Lock

A really funny key on the keyboard to press, I haven't noticed it working - I've only seen the light it makes.

"Dude, Scroll Lock is awesome!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Scrolse

Alternate spelling to scrulse, Alcoholic beverage made by mixing scrumpy cider with pulse energy drink.

Oi, did you hear that Boyer finally took that sluzza Tiffany home but was to Scrolsed to maintain his spicy boner.

by Campbell "The Minge Master" McDiarmid February 2, 2008

Within scrolling distance

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'

"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"

by kakashleigh August 15, 2009