An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".
"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"
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Get the scronf mug.Originated by immature people in boro, this involves, breaking wind, at the same time, grabbing the area behind your arsehole and making a cup effect with your hand. then placing your hand over a friend/enemys face.
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Through the pleasures and the pain
On the step outside you stand
With your flowers in your hand,
My Apple Scruffs
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On the step outside you stand
With your flowers in your hand,
My Apple Scruffs
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"Please do not invite ( name of person )to the wedding I could not bear to imagine her dragging along her scruff flaps and just spoiling it"
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