Scrimp

Scrimp is an uncommon seafood item made by combining shrimp and the screams of the damned. It has historically had several violent reactions among males that include balls being exploded and regrown, then exploded again.

Homeless man: "Have you ever heard of scrimp?"
Homeless man 2: "Well of course I've heard scrimp, it's the best damn food I've had."

by TheUnholyFurry August 2, 2022

Scrimp school

1. Low level; looking a child in they eye
2. Shrimp; unclean (Bubba Gump)
3. Bubba said it.

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Scrimps stew. Bubba said it. In Forest Gump. Scrimp school is on my mind.

by Readmeagain May 14, 2022

Scrimp

A derogatory term of various meanings, dependent on the context.

1. Often used to describe someone of a small stature or
2. Used as a playful insult

Adverb form;
Scrimping

Aaron: how’s it going bro
Marshall; Sup Scrimp
Matt; Hey bro you been scrimpin these days?
Jake; Yee straight scrimping.

by Scrimpin May 19, 2021

Phone scrimping

When your partner feels a need to go on they’re phone as soon as you leave the room either to play clash Royale or go on YouTube and death scroll.

I left to get a snack and came back in he was phone scrimping

by Angrygothgirl August 19, 2025

Scrimping

To insert a breast into the anus of another person.

Josh: Yo bro wanna go to my gang-bang?
Ben: Will we be scrimping?

Josh: Obviously

by TheBitchGetter February 26, 2025