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Screwdaddy

A nonsensical and inoffensive term used to describe people being annoying or stupid. Screwdaddy has no origin other than the fact that is the perfect sounding word to express someone's annoyance.
Friend: Sorry I ate your chicken kievs.

Beth: You're such a screwdaddy.
by BtotheGtotheG January 2, 2018
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Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.
person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011
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screwdriver

when the female is upside down and the male is on top going down and up with a bit of a twist hence the word screwdriver
that is definitly a screwdriver
by ladiesman129 May 31, 2018
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The screwdriver

Where you shove your entire arm up someone’s ass with a straight hand then grab what you can feel and yank as hard as possible. If they don’t bleed, you’re not doing it right.
by Littlefuckfucker69 March 27, 2019
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screwdad

A miscellaneous piece of hardware that requires some sort of screw driving implement (be it a Phillips head, IKEA wrench or otherwise) to put it in its place. The term is a hybridization of screw and doodad.
Has anyone seen that screwdad we use to keep this amplifier bolted down to the rack?
by jrax May 29, 2007
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Pirate Screwdriver

A screwdriver (traditionally vodka and orange juice) with rum instead of vodka.
Man, this pirate screwdriver makes me want to say "arrrrrr!".
by NderstoodU August 14, 2009
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Kentucky Screwdriver

A screwdriver made with orange juice and moonshine or Everclear instead of vodka.
Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.
by Toomatch February 24, 2015
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