screenior citizen

An person who spends all their time in front of the TV or Computer (screens).

1. Ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she's always on facebook.

2. Q: Hey, should i make a Myspace account?
A: No way! It's full of screenior citizens!

by frakenzie January 10, 2011

screendreamer

n. a person who lacks professional experience and education in creative writing, usually unsuccessful in a non-related profession, but has a desire get into the Hollywood system and figures the best way in is to write and sell a screenplay.

GUY: Two years out here and not one audition, Ma.

GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?

GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!

GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.

by 818-adjacent January 22, 2011

screencream

To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)

I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

screengrabber

(n.) - an exciting book read on an electronic reading device that one cannot put down, similar to how some print books are called "page-turners"

"Wow, Dan Brown's latest book is a real screengrabber. I couldn't put my Kindle down all night!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in a publisher's office in Manhattan, January 23, 2010

by PRwiz101 March 10, 2010

screencracker

Describes a persons somewhat unappealing expression in a photograph where the photograph is viewed digitally.

The word demonstrates the fact that the expression could "crack" the computer screen from which it is viewed.

That photo on facebook is a screencracker

by Bob oneill January 1, 2011

screencreeper

An individual or group of individuals who lurk over a person's computer screen or cell phone and follow their activities through that screen

Johnny is such a screencreeper, everytime I am on facebook he is lurking over my shoulder

by kumarisgay June 11, 2011

screengrabbable

to describe something that is of suitability to be screen grabbed on a pc

"this image is perfectly screengrabbable"

"only use a screengrabbable image in this presentation"

by the CG December 17, 2011