scrap ninja

A scrap ninja is a junk metal collector who comes the evening before the garbage gets picked up but grabs the scrap metal, silently, and likely within the 5 minutes it took you to bring it out to the curb and walk back to your garage.

Wife: Did you take that aluminum awning out to the curb?

Husband: Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Why?

Wife: <peering out the window at the curb> It's not there. Are you sure you took it out?

Husband: <also peering out the window at the curb> Scrap ninja must have grabbed it.

by Ben Chott October 14, 2009

scrambling eggs

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

scramblas

Uber cool new urban pointing game; point at random people - often up close - capture on film and leave laughing... Invented whilst on stag do.

Out last night, laughed so hard at scramblas almost fell over.

by Jonty72 July 23, 2009

Scrap Mechanic

A game made by the company named Axolot. It started really early on as a prototype for Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition, but it ended up becoming what you see today.

I played Scrap Mechanic for 5 hours straight yesterday.

by es em kay May 20, 2017

Corner Scrap

1) Vagina; 2) also known as "pussy"; 3) sometimes may be known as "swamp"

Im headed out to the clubs tonight. Hopin to get me a piece of that corner scrap.

by rws262 December 13, 2009

masturbator's cramp

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

scrampum

Porn addiction

Dude I have a scrampum

by Scrampum October 16, 2020