Scoliosdick

When One's penis curves to the left or right, due most likely from constant masturbation with one hand.

"I always get her in the same eye, I got a bad case of scoliosdick"

by Babysnacks December 20, 2011

Scouldy

Unbelievably rotten drunk, originating from a group of girls from Athy, Co Kildare, Ireland.

I made a show of myself last night, I was scouldy drunk

by arena June 30, 2010

scolaighe

A person who keeps useless items to the point of it becoming a physical hazard.

See: hoarder

"John, when are you ever going to throw out those broken clothes pegs? I can't find the baby! You're such a scolaighe!"

by Golp December 17, 2016

scopley'd

The act of spending your hard earned money on something and being extremely disappointed.

I spent $20 on this game and it sucks! Ive been scopley'd

by Dr.Bacon November 14, 2016

Scotland

Magical land of rugged highlands, misty castles, white sandy beaches, verdant green landscapes, endless stone walls, dotted with sheep and age old cottages to the north of England. With its meteor showers and northern lights, the night sky in Scotland is truely beautiful. Through the ages, it has produced some of the most brillant writers, philosophers, scientists, inventors, and actors in the world.

Scotland is distinct from England, as it has its own history, literature, legal system, educational system, building style, and heros.

Sean Connery, David Tennant, and Karen Gillan are some of the finest actors to come from Scotland in recent times.

by coloneljackmustard March 6, 2013

scolinomia

A disorder categorized by outbursts of sarcasm and uncontrollable condescending statements. The malice perpetuated by the disorder is usually matched by an equal ability to mask symptoms from those whom are unfamiliar with its pathophysiology.

Jeff's scolinomia took a group discussion hostage when he began taking well veiled verbal shots at each person in the room. He managed to order Laura to make him a sandwich without her realizing it whatsoever.

by leavethatwhereitis January 16, 2010

Scold

To get told off by someone.

Most parents scold their children if they don't follow the rules of the household.

by Miu-Miu-Miu January 3, 2012