shovelware

1. Software that is hastily made, without proper testing, and 'shoveled' down consumers throats in order to make some quick cash.

2. Software that is preloaded onto a computer, that does nothing but slow down performance and does nothing beneficial, but is added in order to increase price or add appeal into purchasing a computer.

1. Battlefield 2: Special Forces Expansion Pack is a recent example of shovelware; it causes CTD's, system failures, massive performance decreases, and addresses NONE of the original game problems.

2. Frank bought a computer just because it had a lot shovelware preloaded onto it, and now it takes 45 minutes to start up.

by night141 November 28, 2005

Shovelin

Trying to have sex with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. This is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks.

John : "Dude that girl you got with last night was straight hurt!"

Paul : "Every day I'm shovelin!"

by Shovel King July 30, 2011

shovel hands

Name given to Coolm Mckee for his huge mother fucking hands!

Look at coolms shovel hands!

by Mwuahasd January 5, 2010

Snow Shoveling

The act of cumming on a girls asshole and then tongue shoveling it out or having another female tongue shovel it for you.

During the porn shoot Valerie messed up the shot by Farting during the Snow Shoveling scene.

by GTG Crew December 30, 2008

shovel fighting team

A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.

Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."

John- "Was she really ugly??"

Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"

by bigcatspecial May 28, 2010

pumpkin shovel

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

for the love of god, shut the damn pumpkin shovel already!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

shit shoveling

(v) The act of doing a very tedious/miserable job that has little to no perks or benefits.(figurative or literal)

"I don't wanna work at Braums because its such a shit shoveling job."

by pacosaurus January 17, 2009