A Scouser is an individual from Liverpool. Scousers are notoriously maligned and stereotyped by everyone else in the UK. This is because they are jealous. Our immigrant population ensures that there is an excellent gene-pool, thus avoiding the horrific inbreeding seen in the majority of incest-rife no-mark cities of the UK. Scousers hate the English - because we are not English we are Scouse. As a scouser I can trace my lineage back to the Kings of Ireland. Mancs (for example) can only trace their lineage back 20 years to when their dads arse-raped a sheep, hence the wool on their greasy backs.
Scousers, unlike the rest of the UK do not stick their arses up in the air for the government or any other establishment mefs we stand and fight our corner. This emasculates the general population of UK into realising they are fortune's bitches because they would sooner take it up the wrong-un than stand and fight. Jealous? I think so.
Scousers, unlike the rest of the UK do not stick their arses up in the air for the government or any other establishment mefs we stand and fight our corner. This emasculates the general population of UK into realising they are fortune's bitches because they would sooner take it up the wrong-un than stand and fight. Jealous? I think so.
Scousers:
'it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees'
BASINGSTOKE:
'Oh, I say Marjorie, I think David Cameron would make an excellent Prime Minister'
'it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees'
BASINGSTOKE:
'Oh, I say Marjorie, I think David Cameron would make an excellent Prime Minister'
by florrien May 15, 2009
Get the SCOUSERSmug. all the views of scouser on this are all steriotypical, where not all scallys that go around stealing cars and wearing fake burberry, some of us are respectable citizens in our wealthy community - if you want ot see the stereotypical you should go st johns market
"I really hate the stereotypical views on liverpudlians" - Citizen of Liverpool
"Fuckkin' 'ell, lid. Derr's no need for dose mancs to be callin' us scallies, laa... " - stereotypical view of a scally of Liverpool
"Fuckkin' 'ell, lid. Derr's no need for dose mancs to be callin' us scallies, laa... " - stereotypical view of a scally of Liverpool
by laura, becki and carrie November 8, 2004
Get the scousermug. Inhabitant of Liverpool, England. Quite a distinct and complicated group and as I am related through my mother I will try and go through positives and negatives
Positives: 1. Very friendly people, towards tourists and their friends, once one becomes a mate, they will never let you down and always be there for you
2. Extremely loyal, almost to a fault
3. Stick up for their own and not afraid to stand up for what's right, occasionally goes too far but without the efforts of the people, this world would be a much worse place
4. Dont give up on a course of action once undertaken. Sometimes a disadvantage when that course was ultimately a mistake, but shows a lot of determination to achieve things without giving in
5. Hilarious piss takers, very funny people, especially once they had a few
Negatives:
1. Need to learn how to accept criticism, not everything Liverpool has done over the years has been perfect, mistakes have been made but some struggle to agnowledge them. Rest of the country isnt always to blame guys
2. A bit too 'stuck in the 80's' in outlook, still feel as though the media and politics is the same as when Thatcher was in power. Sorry guys but time has moved on, and some need to accept change
3. Tend unfortunately to follow the lead of those who shout the loudest rather than those who show more discretion which doesnt help Scargill, Hatton etc and too many want to be in charge even though some dont have the capacity for it. Not all that tolerant of those with individual opinions who question whatever direction taken by the massed majority
4. Scouser-wool superiority complexes and tedious debates as to what constitutes one or the other. Bo-ring
5. May be good at taking the piss, but any counter response and often the eyes glaze over and the red mist comes down. Some not always able to differentiate between banter and abuse
However, for all their faults, much rather be in Liverpool than Manchester, Is a city of character and verve despite all the misfortunes that have befell it, and the people, in the main reflect that
Positives: 1. Very friendly people, towards tourists and their friends, once one becomes a mate, they will never let you down and always be there for you
2. Extremely loyal, almost to a fault
3. Stick up for their own and not afraid to stand up for what's right, occasionally goes too far but without the efforts of the people, this world would be a much worse place
4. Dont give up on a course of action once undertaken. Sometimes a disadvantage when that course was ultimately a mistake, but shows a lot of determination to achieve things without giving in
5. Hilarious piss takers, very funny people, especially once they had a few
Negatives:
1. Need to learn how to accept criticism, not everything Liverpool has done over the years has been perfect, mistakes have been made but some struggle to agnowledge them. Rest of the country isnt always to blame guys
2. A bit too 'stuck in the 80's' in outlook, still feel as though the media and politics is the same as when Thatcher was in power. Sorry guys but time has moved on, and some need to accept change
3. Tend unfortunately to follow the lead of those who shout the loudest rather than those who show more discretion which doesnt help Scargill, Hatton etc and too many want to be in charge even though some dont have the capacity for it. Not all that tolerant of those with individual opinions who question whatever direction taken by the massed majority
4. Scouser-wool superiority complexes and tedious debates as to what constitutes one or the other. Bo-ring
5. May be good at taking the piss, but any counter response and often the eyes glaze over and the red mist comes down. Some not always able to differentiate between banter and abuse
However, for all their faults, much rather be in Liverpool than Manchester, Is a city of character and verve despite all the misfortunes that have befell it, and the people, in the main reflect that
by Ricohard May 7, 2009
Get the scousermug. Inhabitant of a slum in the North West of England called Liverpool.
Has a massive inferiority complex to the rest of the human race, thinks the world owes them a living, avoids all forms of work - claiming various disabilities.
Other definition "pikey in a council House"
Uniform Piss stained tracksuit bottoms, lacoste tshirt(unwashed) scuffed and stinky Fila trainers, Baseball cap worn at an absurd angle and a enough cheap gold jewellery (usually bought from Argos or stolen) to put Mr T to shame.
They speak like they are constantly attempting to cough up a greeny.
Avoid at all costs, attracted to all things shiny!
Has a massive inferiority complex to the rest of the human race, thinks the world owes them a living, avoids all forms of work - claiming various disabilities.
Other definition "pikey in a council House"
Uniform Piss stained tracksuit bottoms, lacoste tshirt(unwashed) scuffed and stinky Fila trainers, Baseball cap worn at an absurd angle and a enough cheap gold jewellery (usually bought from Argos or stolen) to put Mr T to shame.
They speak like they are constantly attempting to cough up a greeny.
Avoid at all costs, attracted to all things shiny!
by TheOne September 7, 2004
Get the SCOUSERmug. People from the greatest city in the UK, people are very friendly, city has more art galeries outside of London than any other city in the UK, oozing culture and class. The cities history is astounding, has two of the greatest football teams in the UK, very whity and intelligent people. Also famous for their world class Universities, medical and software excellence and the most vibrant music scene in the UK, possibly the world. The only people who have a pop at 'scousers' are those originating from less prosperous areas (See Wool or Manc) I have never met a bad scouser and i've met many, all up for a laugh, fun loving and intelligent. And i'm from and live down south!.
What a charming man, very whitty, intelligent, loves good music, great at football, has 35 letters after his name... still loves a good laugh and a drink... must be a scouser!
by Dan Dare September 28, 2006
Get the scousermug. Voted European Capital Of Culture 2008, beating 11 other cities.
The finalists were Birmingham, Bristol, Cardiff, Liverpool, Newcastle-GatesHead and oxford. Liverpool beat these cities to scoop up the culture award.
The finalists were Birmingham, Bristol, Cardiff, Liverpool, Newcastle-GatesHead and oxford. Liverpool beat these cities to scoop up the culture award.
by Louise February 15, 2005
Get the scousermug. im a scouser and i hate the fact that we are always branded something .my boyfriends family is always taking the mick and it just get on my nerves but if i get worked up they all say " calme down calme down" n then laugh for about 10 mins.
you called us everything under the sun after that antony lad got murdered but what you failed to see was the love people expressed for his famiily after that dredded night hundreds of people stood up and said 'this is wrong' and hundreds of people laid flowers and did walkes for him.
so next time you meet a scouser get to no them first you never no they might just turn out to be (as weired as this sounds) alright people.
you called us everything under the sun after that antony lad got murdered but what you failed to see was the love people expressed for his famiily after that dredded night hundreds of people stood up and said 'this is wrong' and hundreds of people laid flowers and did walkes for him.
so next time you meet a scouser get to no them first you never no they might just turn out to be (as weired as this sounds) alright people.
by becky h April 14, 2006
Get the scousermug.