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soregasm

Invented by the artist Peaches, a soregasm appears to refer to the feeling you get having an orgasm after having way too much rough sex. It hurts, but is still groovy.
Hurts so good I got a soregasm.

Lee fucked me so hard I totally had a soregasm.
by Hguh the Liquor Psycho January 1, 2007
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Shoegasm

Similar to an eyegasm, it is when one sees the most amazing/stunning/beautiful pair of shoes imaginable, producing a shoegasm. Term originated from Sex and the City
When I saw those pink Mary Janes, I had the most amazing shoegasm of my life.
by stealacceptance April 12, 2006
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storegasm

The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

or

The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.
by authOOr July 10, 2006
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simultaneous snoregasm

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.
Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.
by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020
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Smorgasmborg

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.
Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.
by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012
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Smorgasm

an orgasm caused by smoking marijuana
I just had a fucking smorgasm from from those headies
by Sirkneigh March 17, 2009
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I-told-you-sorgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009
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