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need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!
If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!
by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020
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up the score

To catch the opps slipping and kill the enemies, you up the score for your team or crew..
I caught the opps lacking at the store and I had to up the score..
by MootzNdaMixxx April 21, 2021
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pee is stored in the balls

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"
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The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.
Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020
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Score_More

often defines the YouTuber Score_More. Is cracked at Fortnite but he can box you up like a fish ( watch out!)
friend: have you heard of the legend

me: what do you mean
friend: Score_More the best Fortnite YouTuber on earth...
by YouTube Clmxyfn January 22, 2021
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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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