Scomo

To avoid a question or to redirect while smirking and being a general fuckwit
"Ah he is using the Scomo Defense"
by AussieBrah February 01, 2022
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Scomo

Like a smoko but instead or having a break when you have time you take a break during a crisis at work or when extremely busy
I know you guys are short staffed and super busy but I'm taking a scomo.
by Gregorian February 03, 2022
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When you put yourself up for a job, but can't be fucked doing it.

And you think everyday is bring your wife to work day.
He wanted to be PM, but he's just a Scomo

Who the fuck is Jenny??
by 29gts11 January 17, 2020
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ScoMo

When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.
Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.
by Gent Nosh December 22, 2019
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ScoMo

A person who has set aside the needs of the people they have been elected to represent in order to pursue personal religious convictions and political aspirations.
“Hey mate, do you remember that time you, a self-reported Christian, set up illegal prisons to detain human beings seeking political refuge, thereby committing human rights abuses, and then sold it as ‘protecting borders’? That was such a ScoMo move, dude.”
by JakeSEH September 07, 2018
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scomo

Took a shit at the Engadine Maccas in 1997. Currently serving as the prime minister of Australia. Not that anyone cares about the dumb ass cunt. Can also be referred to shitting your pants at the Engadine Maccas, or any other Maccas in the entirety of Australia.
That guy is so lazy he did a scomo in his pants because he was too lazy to go to the fucking toilet.
by wiseguy72 April 18, 2022
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scomo

some fucked up pm who leaves his country to burn while he has a nice holiday in Hawaii.
how tf did y’all vote scomo for pm?
by aussieolaf January 07, 2020
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