Schlampe

German for slut or bitch. It's a feminine noun in the language. Always remember to capitalize nouns! Über or Unter can be used as a prefix.

Joe: "She is a Schlampe."
Scott: "No, she is an Überschlampe!"

by Fledermaus187 January 31, 2005

schlammered

Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.

"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"

by NadoBubble May 20, 2008

schlamb

When an intoxicated female engages in sexual acts with an unattractive male. She later regrets all choices made.

Peter schlambed Chrissy when she was really drunk.

by Steve Marcus January 18, 2008

Sclamp

When you sit on your balls when going to the bathroom

"dude i totally sclamped my balls last night it hurt like hell."

by NamedAcrobat619 September 20, 2019

schlampe bitte

German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.

Mom: You have to do your homework NOW.
Kid: "Schlampe bitte!"

by Irish89 December 25, 2007

schlammball

Quite possibly the best sport in the world. If you like Soccer you will love Schlammball. It is soccer on steroids. Each end of the field has three goals. Catching and throwing the ball is permitted, but no running with the ball. Lots of scoring equals lots of action for players and spectators.

When I played Schlammball I had an a amazing time until I was Schlammed into the Schlamm pit!

by Schlammtastic March 7, 2019

Scalamooosh

Scally and moooshy

You scalamooosh, stipid?

by thepissisonthefloor May 1, 2019