scowned

(verb, past tense) A situation where a litigant brings action against an innocent party and is found out by a judge to be bringing the case in bad faith. That party is then said to have been "scowned." Has its roots in the SCO vs IBM case.

In conclusion, you do not own the patent to filenames. Therefore, this court has no option but to record a verdict of the plaintiff having been scowned.

by The_Real_Chronos July 2, 2006

schowned

v, A combination of schooled and owned. Usually announced in a loud manner after defeating someone at something so severely that the usage of owned, pwned, or schooled doesn't quite get the point across. It is normally used to taunt your opponent into either trying harder to best you or losing their cool and performing worse. The prefered slam of Jesse, Robert, and Matt. Matt originally started the phenomenom back in late 2005 after a grueling match of Halo 2.

Halo 2: Game Over.
Matt: Schowned!
Jesse: What?
Robert: *laughing* What the hell did you just say?
Matt: Schowned.
Jesse: *laughing* I have no idea what that is, but it's the greatest thing I've heard this year.
Robert: Matt, you rock my world.
Jesse: I'm totally putting this on UrbanDictionary.com

by bAc0Nb0Y July 24, 2008

slown

In the process of slowing down. Short for slowed down or slow down.

My car has slown.

by renaisuru April 2, 2015

Slown-Dog

One sad lonely bitch....

Damn I feel really Slown-Dogish today, no one will talk to me.

by PrAe April 2, 2003

scrown

Someone who enjoys having sexaul experiences with chickens.

Alex is a scrown, among other things

by Wigglesworth May 28, 2006

Scloinch

An insult. To refer to someone who just got sat on or squished (by another person or thing)

That dude just got Scloinched by that manatee!!

by Sliimetown February 18, 2022

slown

An extremely easy woman, with a dirty background; no moral fibre... works with any last name.

Chris Brown's mom is a slown because she is a sloo.

by jaxapu_56 December 13, 2008