Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.
During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"
by thesquidge July 19, 2009
Get the Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock mug.Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.
Woman: Lets go to bed.
Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.
Woman: I love you.
Man: I lov.....
Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!
Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.
Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.
(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)
Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.
Woman: I love you.
Man: I lov.....
Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!
Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.
Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.
(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)
by Mitchellar31 March 19, 2010
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When two females vaginas grind together, such as the art of making out. Privates kissing each other.
That girl really loves scissoring her friends. She says it's best when they make out with their lips and their privates.
by Anonymous Dreamer May 27, 2018
Get the Scissoring mug.When two girls are scissoring and the guy comes in from above and dips his penis between the two vaginas, the only known way for one penis to touch two vaginas at once.
"I've never touched two vaginas with my penis.... maybe we should try the scissor sausage dip next time your girlfriend comes over"
by AshleyMutiny October 11, 2013
Get the scissor sausage dip mug.When you lay on your side or back and lift your leg and fart to garner attention. (looks like a pair of scissors)
by da bowz September 5, 2009
Get the Scissor Kick Blast mug.An upside down V is created with the index and middle fingers, to grip ones small wang while he pees.
"Patricks little pecker was all foreskin, no shaft, thus he had to scissorgrip it as not to piss down his leg.
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