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Scion

A Toyota brand catering to kids that have seen "The Fast and the Furious" one too many times. At time of purchase, you are able to factory-rice your brand new scion.
have you seen the new scion commercial? the one where the guy spits all over the mic?
by BMW M Power October 16, 2008
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Scion tc

The most badass car ever made. The scion tc is very fast and can attract any female within 500 miles of the area it is in. The scion tc was made for young hipsters by toyota to stomp a honda civics ass. it specializes in late night street racing and is only driven by super cool people. is known for killing v6 mustangs on the street.
Honda driver: im gay!

Scion tc driver: I know im gunna go over here and sex these fine girls!
by js56u865 December 23, 2008
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A new car company that is an offshoot of the Toyota/Lexus family. Cars are referred to as "boxes on wheels". They are actually fully customizable when you buy them and are quite inexpensive.
Screw you! xB's are cool!!
by only$19.99,less s+h January 10, 2004
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Scion

A resident of Scio, a town in Oregon, about 25 minutes away from Salem nestled away in a valley with lots of cover from prying eyes, and has earned a poor reputation as a result of the real and imagined events that happen there. This is the stereotypical Scion: animal-molester, tobacco chewer, meth maker/smoker, inbreeding hick, has a hot tub in their front yard, collects rusty cars and various metal goods, cuts hay in the summer, hates people from big cities or states, especially California, knowledgeable in the arts of chainsaw maintenance and deforestation (they mess up owl homes in fir trees), no respect for nature, and deep passion for anything black and orange (Oregon State Beavers and Stihl chainsaws). To them, orange and black is the sh*t. In school, the kids learn logging skills and horse around in the locker rooms. Kids have been known to spray Axe deodorant in the air (to get high) and rub feces on books. Scio has a great music program however. If you go to Scio, rent a rusty old truck as you drive through "downtown" so people mistake you for a local, and don't hurt your pets. Wear an orange and black shirt.
Girl: "Where are we?"

Taxi Driver: "We're entering a sh*tty part of town. Roll your windows up and put your electronics away. Lots of inbred meth smoking hicks live here, so there's a lot of crime. OMG, don't look, but that man is molesting a sheep!"'

Girl: "This is just like Scio! I hate that damn place! Scions are so twisted!"
by 101CoolCat101 December 30, 2011
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Síonaify

When a person of incredible talent, creativity and patience takes something average and turns it into a masterpiece.
"I need you to Síonaify this for me."

"It's ready to go, it's been Síonaified."

"Where would we be without Síonafication?"
by tychostic October 21, 2022
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Scion xB

Be the Original. Not a Copy.

The Scion xB is a fly ride whose body style was freshened and reintroduced in 2008. Original body style was released in 2004.

The xB is also rated 5 stars for crash testing making it one of the safest vehicles on the market.

Is apart of the Toyota family.

At first glance, many would believe that the xB's interior would be small, but once inside this ride is very spacious.

This unique whip can be easy customized to have various alterations such a grille, navigation/stereo system, LED lights, under dash illumination, 16" Alloy Wheels & more.

Don't be a hater of the original box.
Pimpin' aint easy in my Scion xB.

For those that don't have a Scion xB: don't be a hater because you can't roll in this refrigerator.

Damn that 2009 Scion xB is fresh to death.

"Player this ain't no van, it's my Scion xB."

"Hey what was that sweet ass ride that just passed us?" "Well that was a Scion xB of course."
by combzie July 16, 2009
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scion

George W. Bush is the scion of Satan.
by BenAMarine August 8, 2006
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