Guy1: yo you know where Alec is? Im tryin to hit up that og dank kush.
Guy2: yo Alec's schwanking the point right now.
Guy1: dude the conditions are so bad right now, what's he doin?
Guy2: Alec's just a schwappler. He'll hit anything bro.
Guy2: yo Alec's schwanking the point right now.
Guy1: dude the conditions are so bad right now, what's he doin?
Guy2: Alec's just a schwappler. He'll hit anything bro.
by SchwinkLord June 10, 2018
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Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018
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A schleppezste slobby person who eats sloppy joes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Lives in his mother's basement and plays video games and wears a white wifebeater with crusty brown stains on it. Also very good at math. He only has online buddies.
A schleppezste slobby person who eats sloppy joes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Lives in his mother's basement and plays video games and wears a white wifebeater with crusty brown stains on it. Also very good at math. He only has online buddies.
He's such a schleppezste!!!
by schleppezste April 13, 2021
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"Hey buddy buddy want a shwippies bump off of my key bump dick? Or have a sip of this cocktail, I sprinkled some in it!"
by scottness July 16, 2007
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Get the Schweppy mug.A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.
Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"
Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
by Webcke August 9, 2009
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2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).
3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.
4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".
2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).
3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.
4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".
by Oh shure December 1, 2009
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