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schwanger

A female that has many sexual encounters with more than one male. A synonym for slut !
A schwanger is a female hooking up with randoms randomly.
by Romeo12345 January 29, 2009
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Schwang Tang Bang

The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.
by Schwang Tang Bang Lord May 11, 2016
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schwanger

schwanger/schwanking can refer to a person or an act. If schwanger is used in reference to a person, it is an; filthy, dirty, trashy individual. One must avoid engaging in any activities with this repulsive individual by all means.
Schwanging is most of the time something vulgar of nature. Most offen masturbation.
1) That guy looks like he just came out of a dumpster, he is most definitely a schwanger.

2) Where is Peter? Is he schwanking again?
by mandem123 October 4, 2016
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Schwang

Schwang The act or motion of performing a punch. When someone is fighting it can be common for spectators to yell schwang as one is throwing a punch.Similar to yeet.
Friend 1: He was talking mad shit about you.
Friend 2: Yeah I’m bout to Shwang on his ass.
Or
Fighter:(throws punch)
Spectator: SCHWANG!!
by Yeet6921 November 11, 2018
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schwanzschtücker

An enormous cock, dick, shaft, pole, man meat.....penis!
Dr. Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size

.Dr. Frankenstein: Precisely.

Inga: her eyes get wide He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker.

Dr. Frankenstein: ponders this a moment That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.

Igor: He's going to be very popular.
by Katieboots February 7, 2019
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Shlangus

Can literally be used in any context, with any definition you so please. The beauty is the person you’re talking to will know exactly what you mean
Bye professor, have a good shlangus!

I fucked the shlangus outta ur mum on Easter Sunday.

Broooo I was so drunk last night, I can’t believe I lost my shlangus.

You need to have a shlangus pre-game before going to fins on Thursday.
by Coconutdaddy February 14, 2020
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SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA
by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020
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