Schwagger Napper

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

by fezzyone October 8, 2011

schlager queen

A gay man who is obsessed with schlager music, a type of music most often found in the Nordic countries, and more especially Sweden. Said music tends to include a key-change, with an elaborate stage routine, and be performed by a Nordic diva-goddess, such as Shirley Clamp, Sanna Nielsen or Nanne Grönvall, staples of the Swedish schlager music scene.

Upon hearing the key-change, groups of schlager queens, normally gathering for their annual 6-week schlager-powwow in February and March, will scream, cry, clap, jump up and down and generally get very excited.

My word! Did you see that schlager queen literally cry when it got to the key-change?
Yes, but it's understandable. Every schlager queen is moved by a key-change.

by Finda McV January 23, 2011

Schwarber'd

When a local establishment holds a raffle for a jersey, but you are convinced you have been bamboozled, hoodwinked or lied to about the winning raffle ticket.

The local bar had a raffle and we think we were schwarber'd

by schwarber'd October 25, 2016

schwagger

Somone who always buy's, and smokes low grade marijuana.

"dude all that allen kid smokes is schwag, hes such a schwagger."

by Dankins February 25, 2008

Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

Schwangers

When something is supercool and happening.

a party can be Schwangers cos its so hot.....

by Sharendra Panday November 29, 2006

Schlagernickel

a French penis(tall in size)

"Check out the SCHLAGERNICKEL on that man!"

by Dwang Dwong January 16, 2009