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Home Schooler

Some kid who pussied out on regular school OR a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.

Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*

By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
by theNinjaCheese October 16, 2013
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tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.
Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.
by Victory92 June 3, 2017
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schoobed

An insulting act, having your ball sack removed, the fluids drained, and then the fluids shoved down your throat. Used when you've been defeated or destroyed in some way.
You just lost to that guy in basketball? You got schoobed.
by sgajdhflehladhajkd June 10, 2009
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Middle Schoolers

Kids that sit in classroom all day doing shit on paper and are very senctive.
Middle schoolers are rich youg hoomies.
by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016
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schoonerz

A way of talking shit in a very dodgy suburb or on a boat
Man you are talking some mad schoonerz brah
by Cheggger January 12, 2014
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schooner bully

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point
by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019
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high schooled

When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.
Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.

Friend B: What happened?

Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.
by CTFD2 October 2, 2011
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