Schweddy Balls

The most infamous Delicious Dish episode featured Alec Baldwin as the chef Pete Schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his "Schweddy Balls," and later re-appeared to showcase his "Schweddy Weiner." The ice cream company Ben and Jerry's released a flavor in September 2011 called "Schweddy Balls" in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves

Bob: "Have you heared the major news media complain about Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"

by Saint Derrick September 30, 2011

schoenstatt

She a Mexican girls that is very supportive to other people at first very shy but when u get to meet her she damn as Lit funny and weird she is also very hermosa ( gorgeous )and she is loyal to all her relationships she always has ur back and is always goin to be here for u no matter what but don’t get on her bad side bc she get an attitude:)

Man Schoenstatt is so gorgeous and I heard she is very supportive to her friend man I wish I had a friend like that:)

by Tiki 🤪💗 June 16, 2018

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

Schoodie

A Schoodie, pronounced {skoo d-ee} is a stylish multi-functional scarf with a hood. The characteristic design includes a woven hood that is attached to a knit scarf with buttons at the end to keep the garment around the neck.

Carly asked if she should wear a scarf or a hoodie? and I replied, "You can wear my Schoodie, a scarf with a hood without all the bulk of a hoodie".

by Stephen PK July 19, 2011

Schledoinkydoink

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.

My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks

by Spyghetti June 19, 2020

Aldin's sleep schedule

Aldin's sleep schedule is invented by Gimnazija Obala's student Aldin.
It means that person is falling into a coma after coming back from school and then not sleeping until school the next day.
In extreme cases, there is even no coma or nap and you just go to school the next day.
Nap's in this unique schedule are 1-3 hours and coma's are 4 and more hours.
This schedule is becoming more popular among students of Aldin's school due to the terror they are going through.

"Oh my God I have to study a lot today, I might use Aldin's sleep schedule!"

by ark0ad33 March 22, 2022

We’re out of a scheduled power outage

When you’re tired but you cannot sleep, or you’ve missed your opportunity to sleep.

Friend: “You need to go to bed it’s late”
You: “I would, but we’re out of a scheduled power outage”

by Ymlnmsc85 November 7, 2020