Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.

Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

Schnoopin'

An explicitly, mostly heinous, shameless and always degrading beating or whomping..... whether sexual or not.

1. "Hey man, how'd the date go last night, did you get some action?"
"Of course, I gave that bitch a schnoopin'!"
2. "Did you watch the game lastnight?"
"Yeah we gave that team a schnoopin' without lube"

by Chris and Joe of Team Schnoopin' October 7, 2007

schnoodling

Where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man's foreskin over the other man's cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.

Bruce and Larry were schnoodling, and Bruce got a hood full of man goo.

by john crapper April 1, 2008

schnoobling

To Get into other's buisness. To be Nosey.

Tyler was schnoobling around Spencer's private conversation.

by Tyler Lindahl February 7, 2008

snooking

Synonym of lurking (snooking better word obviously). You snook when you are in a chat room but don't intervene in it but just observe creepily.

Syrup is snooking again

by Snooking December 16, 2020

schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

Schooling

Function:
The progressive form of the verb to school.
Definition:
To get own3d (or pwn3d,) to suffer great humilation, to straight up loose.

Upon her arrival to the Bean, Molly will receive a schooling in both ping-pong and bowling.

by Da Jonas Brothers December 17, 2008