A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
by Mr Marky January 30, 2008
Get the trouser schnauzer mug.The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.
It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer
by petebrew February 23, 2011
Get the Dirty Schnauzer mug.A Schnakenberg is the all powerful.
It was the Schnakenberg that sunk the titanic!
Schnakenbacon is better than Grimm bacon.
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Caution: Prolonged exposure to Schnakenberg may cause an extreme amount of corny jokes as well as delirious laughter and projectile puns and abundant alliteration.
It was the Schnakenberg that sunk the titanic!
Schnakenbacon is better than Grimm bacon.
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Caution: Prolonged exposure to Schnakenberg may cause an extreme amount of corny jokes as well as delirious laughter and projectile puns and abundant alliteration.
by OracleofSchnaken September 30, 2013
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by Schnaub November 12, 2022
Get the schnaub mug.You are looking very schnauzzy tonight there Steve, what with your new haircut and shirt and all the rest.
by civic-art January 4, 2012
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Get the schnackel mug.Schnaus is a tropical berry. Schnaus tastes like a sack full of shit. Often used in makin fruity energy drinks. This combo tatses good once put into the form of an energy drink. This word is also often used as a slang and vulgur word. This is also considered in some places to be a drug! !!!WARNING!!!SHOVING SCHNAUS UP YOUR ASS WILL CAUSE YOU TO EXPLODE!!!
"YO you got the schanus. Hell yeah
I got that shit." GET SOME SCHNAUS IN YOUR SYSTEM. DRINK THE SCHNAUS BERRY ENERGY DRINK AND SAUCE."
I got that shit." GET SOME SCHNAUS IN YOUR SYSTEM. DRINK THE SCHNAUS BERRY ENERGY DRINK AND SAUCE."
by Alan da shit November 27, 2004
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