Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.

I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!

by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011

schwatting

To try to bang or get with someone by flirting or kissing etc. There is no one way to define it.

Lily is totally schwatting Michael.

by 9Lives February 16, 2019

sharting

a gen-z form of shitting, but now a better term.

After talking to my friends, I was sharting in the bathroom.

by sharting101 April 4, 2022

sharting up

when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time

"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."

by kayden gaylesbian November 6, 2023

demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

schnitting

archaeological term used to describe the art of removing dirt from a square hole with a square shovel. If schnitting is done correctly, a large amount of dirt can be removed from a location with unbelievable precision. The material or "schnitt" that is removed can then be sifted using a fine screen. This screen will remove the schnitt from the artifacts - which may include, pot sherds and even coprolite (petrified shit)

"Cooper is the shit at schnitting." or "Jesus Christ! Look at that pile of schnitt!"

by The Evil Troll August 20, 2009

schwarzing

The act of impersonating critically acclaimed actor/governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger by means of quoting lines from one of his many movies and/or imitating his distinct, Austrian accent. It is a very common trend that has has appeared many times throughout popular culture such as in cartoons and television shows. It can usually spark a series of Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions if done around a group of people who are familiar with said schwarzing.

Guy: "HEHEHAHH!! HONEY! LOOK AT MAH MOSCLES, DEYAH BULGING WEET SUCH FEEEUUUURRRYYY! HEHUAAGGHHH!!"

Girl: "..really sweetheart? You've been schwarzing all afternoon..maybe it's time to give it a rest."

Guy:"IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"

Girl:"Wait, what?"

Guy:"GET TO DEH CHOPPA!!!"

Girl:"..."

Random Bystander: "HEHEHYAAAHHH!! I HEARD YOU SCHWARZING FROM OVAH DEUH! MIND IF I JOIN?!"

Guy:"HEHEYAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"

Girl: "FML"

by Konchii March 21, 2010