schmape

A human who resembles an ape.

Ben is a schmape.

by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008

Schlop

When a person is about to get some spicy head from a girl

My nigga jasen this bitch is gonna schlop

by Chris the puss crusher March 7, 2017

Schmoinger

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.

Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.

by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

Schmoliday

A day in which you get to work from home without the usual interruptions of eMail or endless, pointless, back-to-back nonconference calls.

Q. Did you enjoy your holiday?
A. Holiday Schmoliday, I had to get up early and take care of that presentation that everyone's been hounding me about.

by PhlpCrp September 7, 2009

schmocas

They are the god of fire, the one who judges, the true lord

by the name of shcmocas!
what did schmocas do wrong here!?!

by A high priest of Schmocas, Moo March 3, 2022

Schmoffed

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

by WordSith May 14, 2022

Schmoigle

A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!

Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle

by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019