schmoove 

Something that is so fucking bad ass that the universe buckles under it's awesomeness.

The cat is god damn schmoove.

schmoove by whytheam August 8, 2009

schmoozing 

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).

"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"

schmoozing by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009

Schmovin 

When you are playing Super Smash Bros and you do something cool and are playing well.

"His dk was kinda schmovin ngl"

Schmovin by DtrJr4 July 18, 2020

schmogin' bono

a stupid person; one of insignificant intelligence

"Man, this schmogin' bono won't leave me alone"

schmogin' bono by johnismerry April 1, 2023

Schnoopin' 

An explicitly, mostly heinous, shameless and always degrading beating or whomping..... whether sexual or not.

1. "Hey man, how'd the date go last night, did you get some action?"
"Of course, I gave that bitch a schnoopin'!"
2. "Did you watch the game lastnight?"
"Yeah we gave that team a schnoopin' without lube"

Schnoopin' by Chris and Joe of Team Schnoopin' October 7, 2007

Shmovin

Moving especially.
I.e. moving quickly, confidently, effortlessly, and with a bit of funk. Your movement will not go unnoticed.

Watch out, shmovin through.
Damn, he be shmovin.

Shmovin by actioncircus February 6, 2021

schmobbin 

Driving around with no purpose other than smoking marijuana.

We picked up some dank and went schmobbin around until we were moblazed.

schmobbin by Derek Hippo May 4, 2008