schmibes 

a term of endearment for a friend or loved one.
forms:
schmibes, schmibbles, schmibula, schmibby, schmib, schmiggy, schmibbo, schmibboo, schmibber, schmiblet, & schmibzy

aw...schmibes that was so sweet of you

schmibes by lindsey<3 August 3, 2007

schmieder 

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

schmieder by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009

Schmied 

A Copycat. One Who Copies EVERYTHING That Somebody Else Does. These Creatures Are Extremely Annoying, Especially When They Cannot Get Enough of Copying People.

Person 1: "I LOVE GIRLS, THEY ARE SO AMAZING"

The Schmied: "I Used To Hate Girls, But Now I Suddenly Like Them, Right After That Kid Said He Loved Girls."

REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES UNTIL YOU ARE ANNOYED OUT OF YOUR MIND.

Schmied by Merik DonFranJedrey March 10, 2010

schmiegel 

When someone acts in a selfish manner as if they are working on their "me goal" and is not considerate of others.

Sawa: Deb left me a voice message, rambling on and on about who knows what. I told her so many times that my Welsh lover Daniel was coming to NYC for the week and I think she totally forgot.
Kwistin: What a schmiegel! She doesn't get it.

schmiegel by Kwistin September 25, 2005

Schmule

An overused expression for happiness.

Jack, "Schmule!"
Lindsey, "Shutup, you use that word too much!"

Schmule by Drum44 June 4, 2013

schoilet

(N.)A bathroom untility combining a shower and toilet, thus allowing the occupant to shad like a motherfucker whilst remaing steamy hot and squeaky clean. (v.)-Schoiler

I'm a busy man; I only stay at a Four Season's equipped with a schoilet.

schoilet by Nick Trap May 16, 2006

schmiege

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

schmiege by 703 amxs January 31, 2008