Schwater

(Noun)
Est.2001

A substance that is excreeted anally that is a mix of water and the shits.

"Andy had to run to the bathroom because he had tacos that gave him Schwater bad.

by Prodigler February 8, 2008

schmattering

whole bunch; lots; many

If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems

by Martin Bellard May 13, 2005

scheater

One who gets called a cheater, but who really uses resource efficiently. Also, your name must be Scott.

Scott is not a cheater, he's a scheater - so stop fucking with him.

by your moma July 25, 2003

Schmager

A sledder or ski bum. Usually from one province over and is a complete douche bag.
(pronounced: Sch-may-ger ..similar to smegma)

"You know it's winter when the town starts filling with schmagers."
"These fucking schmagers are dick cheesing all over our fresh powder!"
"Go back to Alberta! Fucking schmager."

by grosse_helga November 12, 2011

Schmader

A stank bitch who has no clit, trafficks Mexican drug mules and drinks too much.

"Her clit was so crusty, it fell off and she become a Schmader.

by AkinaLove September 14, 2017

Schmate

a schmuck who's your mate.

Listen here schmate.

by Uxoray November 15, 2019

Schmeter

A really fucking long penis.

"Ay, my boy Tyrone has a schmeter."

by 3vilWithin May 14, 2024